Pest Insurance

3 Responses to Pest Insurance

1. George Boardman says:

   December 10, 2013 at 5:35 pm

   This is slightly off subject but:

   A guy who built a fence for us many years ago (and could easily pass for singer Kenny Rogers’ twin) told me on the occasion of our 25th wedding anniversary: “There was a time when I considered divorce to be a form of pest control.”

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2. Ryan Mount says:

   December 11, 2013 at 7:14 am

   Alimony.

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3. Chris Peterson says:

   December 11, 2013 at 9:57 am

   There’s always the God clause:

   Those who claim some years later that they’re now Christians and God has forgiven them of all their past debts and thievery, therefore, they owe no one anything and should be treated as if it all never happened. People should forgive what we’ve done because we’ve made reparations and changed; not because our particular form of voodoo tells them them they must.

   I do not recognize the Bible as a get out of jail free card, but I am grateful for the day after Christmas, 75% off sales.

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