A Note From The Merry Widows

Jeff Pelline should be aware that the Merry Widows Have always been looking for new recruits, and there are no gender-specific requirements to join, only that they are willing to work on raising funds for the single parent scholarship fund…

(From the Merry Widow Gazette, 2017)

If the LGBT community wants to join in, the more the merrier…

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Howlin’ At The Moon

The lone wolf known as OR-54 has returned to our neck of the woods, this time appearing somewhere near the site of the old mining town of Gaston.  (Thanks to the late Warren Zevon for inspiring this rendition of his first big hit.)

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This is an amazing documentary. The greatest artist you’ve never heard of…

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Stop The Presses!

That’s right, folks! It’s the 2019 edition of The Merry Widow Gazette, and it’s available at enlightened businesses everywhere in Western Nevada County.  And don’t miss the Mardi Gras parade on Sunday,February 17, which is actually President’s Day weekend, but nobody wanted to wait until March. We’re so durn ahead of our time in Nevada City!

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A Fly In The Ointment

Regular readers know that I have complained about the two-party duopoly since I started doing this Village Idiot gig. I rarely vote for either when electin’ time comes around, and only halfheartedly cast my lot with third parties, cartoon characters, or whatever other choices there were before we got stuck with top two.

This week I finally saw someone who seems to be closer to my guiding ethos; someone who is mostly liberal but pragmatically conservative when it comes to balancing a budget. Some who asked the same questions I’ve been asking for years.

Howard Schultz is an unlikely candidate; a self-made billionaire who pioneered the corporate coffee shop back in the nineties. His employees get generous benefits and can even buy into the company. He claims he wanted to give his workers the dignity that was denied to his father, a condition that led the elder Schultz to abuse his family.

He’s not real popular in his hometown Seattle, where he was instrumental in forcing many mom and pop caffeine pushers out of business. They also blame him for the loss of the Seattle Supersonics basketball franchise.

Democrats and the media have gone into a frenzy of hate and rage after he disavowed the party and said he would run as an independent, but had he joined the caravan of candidates vying for the 2020 nomination, it seems likely that no one would have paid attention.

He certainly has their attention now. Finally, there is someone who wants to know just how the government will enact single payer healthcare, free college, free daycare, guaranteed jobs with benefits, subsidized affordable housing, a solution to homelessness and a Marshall Plan to put the fossil fuel industry out of business in ten years or less.

All of these things are worthy goals, and the stock answer is to gut the rich. Details and numbers are in short supply. Another potential candidate, former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg, echoed Schultz’s skepticism. Could it be that these horrible billionaires who know what it’s like to balance a budget actually understand the math involved?

The Trumpublican solution is just ignore the details and goose the economy to unprecedented levels, hoping that the massive revenue loss caused by the tax cuts will be made up by the increase in wealth creation. So far, that idea hasn’t made a dent in the $21 trillion national debt. It’s the ticking time bomb that neither side wants to talk about.

And it becomes more apparent every day that The Donald has lost his marbles. Just this week he’s disavowed his own national security experts when they tell him what he doesn’t want to hear. The President of the United States has become the Queen of Denial.

But Howard Schultz will never be president. His personality and governing philosophy are as ill-suited to the office as Trump’s, but in the other direction. There is no one currently considering a third party run that would garner enough support to upend the status quo. I expect he will be gone by summer, once he gets ravaged on his book tour.

The Democrats know this, and believe that Trump is so unpopular that they can promise the moon and stars and finally establish the progressive agenda they’ve dreamed of for decades. When everyone is working for or dependent on government, everyone will vote for government.

The Republicans will run on the promise of capitalism, and the fear of socialism, communism, and the potential loss of personal freedoms. It will be ugly.

So I hope Schultz’s quixotic run may cause the Democrats to modify their platform once it becomes apparent that a far left agenda might be their undoing. Show me (and the voters) how you plan to accomplish your goals without wrecking an already fragile economy and fragmenting the nation even more than it is today.

That’s all I’ve ever asked.


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Burger Binge

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Gimme Shelter

Sierra Roots operates a warming center for the homeless. Unfortunately, they are not open until the third day of inclement weather, which seems to defeat the purpose. Hopefully, this policy will be modified one of these third days…

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Breaking News!!!

Just more liberal propaganda to piss off George Rebane and his not-so-merry men…

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You Can’t Get There From Here

Mayor David (Sparky) Parker recently posted an update on the status of the gate blocking Duffy’s Alley in Nevada City on his Facebook page. The owners of the Golden Era bar property originally sought a temporary closing of the alley during remodeling, but after the job was finished the gate remained.

Parker then sought to mediate an agreement between the parties to reopen the gate, at least during daylight hours. After all, it had been an established public thoroughfare for over one hundred years. The talks stalled when city attorney Hal DeGraw told the committee that the city had no prescriptive easement and neither the Golden Era nor the city would not accept the liability.

So there we are, or are we? If citizens give in to this decision, what’s next? There has already been a request from the new owner of the National Hotel to close the National Alley to the public. What’s next? The shortcut from Main St. to the post office? The trail from the Brewery parking lot to Pioneer Park? Tribulation Trail?

These little shortcut oddities are part of Nevada City’s character. They are historical arteries that deserve some recognition. Look at what Grass Valley did with their tribute to Ambassador Stevens, in an alley.

It’s time to speak up…

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Cat Chat

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