Senior Don’ts

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1. TD Pittsford says:

   March 28, 2013 at 1:50 pm

   Another tip for seniors: If you get a call in the middle of the night from someone posing as a law enforcement officer or a lawyer, informing you that your nephew (or some other relative) is being held on drug or traffic charges, nicely inform the caller that the person about whom they are calling, “never was worth a damn and they should keep the worthless bastard.” See if they’ll come down on the fine. If they do, feel free to use that airhorn you have next to the phone to use on telemarketers.

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   • rl crabb says:

     March 29, 2013 at 10:11 am

     I take it your neighbors don’t get much sleep with that airhorn going off at 2am.

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2. George Boardman says:

   March 29, 2013 at 9:31 am

   Never reveal your daughter’s childhood nickname to the man in her life.

   Why do parents agonize for months coming up with a name for a child, then give it a nickname shortly after it’s born? (“Hey, you” doesn’t count as a nickname.)

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