Travis T. Hipp

Chandler Laughlin, better known as the iconoclastic radio commentator Travis T. Hipp has passed from this reality at his home in Silver City, Nevada. Travis could be heard every morning on KVMR, giving us his unique angle on the events of the day.

I first heard Travis on KZAP, delivering a report on the exploits of cartoonist and fellow rabble rouser Dan O’Neill at the Ogalala Sioux occupation of Wounded Knee in 1973. Little did I know at the time that my life would eventually be intertwined with O’Neill, and by that association, Travis. I met him at the 1984 Democratic convention in San Francisco and he and Dan visited me several times in Nevada City.

We may never hear his gravelly voice again on the morning commute, but his spirit will be with us always. Rest in peace, Chandler, you earned it.

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My Career as a Superhero

When I was a youngster back in 1962, I spent a lot of my afternoons at William’s Stationary in Grass Valley, checking out the latest Marvel Comics. I had never been a big fan of Superman or Batman, but the Marvel heroes were tailor made for a young geek like me.

Peter Parker (aka Spiderman) was someone I could identify with; an awkward, shy kid with horn-rimmed glasses who couldn’t compete with the jocks for the attention of girls. Plus, the storylines were written for a ”mature” audience, rather than the corny kiddie pablum offered by DC. The anti-hero had been born.

Now if you’ve seen a few people here refer to me as “Crabman”, then you know most of them are dating themselves. When I first started doing autobiographical comics, I always depicted myself as Crabman, mild mannered cartoonist for The Nevada City Independent. I actually used to walk around Nevada City with the costume you see in the above photo. (Taken by Jim Robison in 1977.) I didn’t have any super powers, although some people were amazed by my ability to down five boilermakers and remain standing. I never fought any supervillains, except one time when I confronted a guy from Auburn who called himself Lobsterman. He had a band called Mars Weather and had been inspired by my Crabman nightclub posters. They played across the street from my house at the Old Brewery, so I put on the costume and stood in front of them while they played. Afterwards, we talked for a while, but he had no interest in fighting or world domination.

These days, superheroing is bigger than ever. “The Avengers” movie is breaking records all over the world, and there are actually people who dress up in costume and attempt to fight crime. In a recent article in the Sacto News & Review, we learn that there is a fellow who calls himself Motor Mouth, wears a mask and a bulletproof vest and wanders the streets of Sacramento looking for trouble. Another example is the tale of the Phantom Avenger, who decided to tackle the supervillains who meet in Bohemian Grove every year. Instead, he got lost in the woods and when he did find their secret lair, he tried to burn down the mess hall and was arrested and sent to prison.

As for me, I decided to hang up my orange and purple underwear when I turned forty. I realized that if the character became too popular, I’d be expected to wear the damn thing for the rest of my life. There’s nothing more pathetic than an old superhero with a pot belly. You won’t see Crabman on the streets of Nevada City, except maybe on Halloween.

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Fiscal Fairy Tales

Once upon a time, there was a magical land called California where the sun always shines, the fruit is always sweet, and there’s gold at the end of every rainbow. Dreamers from all over the world once flocked to its sparkling shores to find their fortune.

But there came a time when California fell from grace. The dreamers’ dreams were very big. They wanted to preserve all the wild lands. They wanted to feed and house all the hungry and homeless. They wanted amenities and entitlements. And when it came to time to pay for all the wonderful things, they found that the coffers were empty.

They elected leaders who promised they could fix the dream with magic. They could create wealth out of thin air, just by juggling numbers. The people didn’t realize it was all an illusion until it was too late. Reality was eating away at the dream.

Even then, they could not let go of the fantasy. Every time someone suggested cutting this or that, the people rose up and said “Nay!” So they decided that someone else should pay for their dreams, and the privilege of living in California. The Big Dreamers could afford to share with the rest of the population. But the Big Dreamers had magic of their own and could make their wealth invisible. Many others decided to chase their dreams elsewhere.

Our story ends here for the moment. Why write another chapter that says what’s already been said? Perhaps someday Californians will stop walking and talking in circles, and the story can continue. You’d think with so many dreamers, there would be more imagination.

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Blowin’ Smoke

Let’s get real about California’s Medical Mary J conundrum. First of all, Mary is the numero uno crop here in the foothills ( and the infamous Emerald Triangle ) and has been for decades, despite the efforts of local/state/federal law enforcement. During the last “great recession” of 1979-80, the unseen green helped many local businesses from going under, and contributed to construction, renovation and real estate.

Second, the threat of Mexican drug cartels moving into the area is real, despite the politically correct notions of some folks. It makes good business sense to avoid the cost and risk of smuggling MJ across the border and having your business in the customer’s backyard. It’s also true that there are more than a few greedy Anglos who try to game the system and create dangerous situations for those who like to wander our forests.

Third, while there are legit patients who use MJ to deal with pain and appetite issues, there are many doctors who will write perscriptions for acne. Some are in it for the easy money and others just believe MJ should be legal. It’s ironic that some people think inhaling pot smoke is good for you while crucifying those who use tobacco. Two of my good friends who were regular users of MJ (and didn’t use tobacco) died of lung cancer last year.

Fourth, before everyone goes off to recall the Board of Supes and Sheriff for passing the emergency ordinance limiting pot farms, consider that the legislature has been unable to come up with any reasonable guidelines since the initiative was passed back in the 20th century and Obama’s justice department has chosen to ignore state’s rights to regulate MJ use. Makes you wonder who’s smoking what.

Exit question: Will Nate Beason’s vote anger enough voters in District One to swing the election to Sue McGuire? Stranger things have happened.

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Time Will March On

Archaeologists in Guatamala have recently discovered a stunningly preserved mural that lays to rest any notion of the world ending in December, 2012. This new calendar spans about 7000 years, far beyond the supposed doomsday embraced by new agers and other pop culturists. The news was not well received in Washington and Sacramento.

“What the hell?” sputtered an administration official, who spoke under the condition of anonymity. “You mean we’re going to actually have to pay our bills?” 

The Democrats have long bought into the fantasy that they could run any kind of deficit in order to win the election this November, with the understanding that they wouldn’t be around to deal with the consequences. “Winning was always our goal,” said the unnamed bureaucrat. “We figured if we could keep the Republicans out of power until the shit hit the fan, we could go out on top.”

The Chinese communists, who are atheists that never bought into the pagan mumbo jumbo, are looking forward to renegotiating the massive loans that have kept America from spiraling into a full-on depression. “We’ll take Hawaii and Alaska and call it even,” said a smiling Ka Ching, Chinese minister of finance, while fumbling with his abicus. “We Chinese tend to look at these matters in terms of centuries.”

Meanwhile, Republicans look forward to trashing the Dems financial outlook in the coming campaign. “We’re not worried about those commies,” said a Romney spokesman. “We’ll just nuke our creditors and let the poker chips fall where they may.”

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Malakoff Diggins

Russ Steele recently reported that it appears the Malakoff Diggins State Park will remain open, at least on a part time basis. One of the reasons stated was that it would be too difficult to store all the artifacts at a new location. Whatever the reason, I’m glad to hear it.

I have many memories of Malakoff. When I graduated from high school in 1969, my first job was as a ranger assistant at the park. I got to wear a uniform, was issued a state key, which opened every lock in the park, and it paid $2.28 an hour, good wages back in those days.

I lived with another assistant in a cabin off the main road in town. We had no electricity, and an outhouse in back. ( I was warned to throw a few rocks at the door in the morning, in case some animal had decided to move in during the night. )

One day, we were called to the office for an emergency. Some visitors were riding their horses down the trail at Humbug Creek when one of them lost its footing on a spot where there was water running over the trail. The spooked horse leaped over some manzanita bushes and landed in a vertical mine shaft, the source of the water. The rider landed under the horse in the water filled hole, but miraculously managed to get his head above water and climb out. The horse was a different story.

The head ranger called the Washington Ridge Conservation Camp, requesting assistance from the ample supply of inmates. A van arrived shortly thereafter full of some of the biggest black guys I’d ever seen. We all headed down the trail and found the rider, wet but unhurt, sitting next to the shaft where his hapless steed flailed wildly in the cold and deep water.

We managed to get a pair of ropes around the horse, and after several attempts, the inmates pulled it far enough up the side to allow it to get some traction. Once out of the hole, the horse was still in shock and uncontrollable, so the owner picked up a log and smacked it across the head. The horse calmed down immediately.

It was quite an afternoon, and one of many I will never forget at Malakoff State Park.

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Serv’s Up

Apologies to my fanatic readership for the temporary lapse of viewing here at RL Crabb.com. The fuel pump went out and we had to order a new one from Roseville. You know how these machines are. Look for a new post in the a.m.

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Hold the Chili

Fox News is reporting this interesting theory on the extinction of the dinosaurs. It’s clear that global flatulence is a real problem, and ironically is being exasperated by Fox and MSNBC. 

 

 

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/05/07/dinosaurs-farted-their-way-to-extinction-british-scientists-say/

 

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It’s the Water!

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Orly for Senate

In an earlier post, I stated that reigning birther queen Orly Taitz was not running for the U.S. Senate seat currently occupied by the decrepit Dianne Feinstein. Well, Orly had second thoughts it seems, and did indeed toss her tin foil hat into the ring.

This is an opportunity for California Republicans to really show their core beliefs. Forget about the other losers in the GOP primary, Orly is already a nationally known celebrity who will bring a certain amount of pizzazz to a contest that would otherwise be a snoozer. It’s pretty much a given that Princess Di will be reelected unless she dies of old age between now and November. Orly will give us the media attention we Californians deserve.

Everybody who’s seen ‘The Omen’ (and sequels II, III, and IV) knows how the imposter Obama got elected. Back in 1960, Beelzebub (and co-conspirators Mao, Ayatollah Khomeni, Nikita Krushchev and Hollywood) hatched the infant Obama from the womb of a Kenyan jackal, had him adopted by a lefty loony American girl and her Kenyan hubby, and then moved to Honolulu where some demons in the records department put together a flawed birth certificate to make him eligible to be the top seed in 2008. They were aided by Lee Harper (childhood neighbor and buddy of Truman Capote, commie homo) who wrote a tear-jerker Pulitzer prize-winning novel which was made into a movie starring Gregory Peck. The role cemented Peck’s image as an American icon. Peck then went on to play the father of “Damian” in The Omen. Coincidence? Only a fool couldn’t make the obvious connection. 

Now I would be less than honest if I didn’t admit that Orly’s candidacy would be a boon to myself and my commie cartoonist co-conspirators. No more worrying about what to draw for next week’s edition of the lamestream media. With the demise of so many newspapers, we’d be able to cash in on t-shirts and posters and be able to feed our families, at least until November.

So vote your conscience. Do it for America. Make my day.

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