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Latest conspiracy, hot off the wire!!! Obama eats puppies!!!http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/17/dog-wars-obama-dog_n_1433223.html
I can’t remember where I heard it, but I always liked this saying:
Conspiracy isn’t a theory, it’s a crime.
My favorite bit of paranoia these days (I’m a collector, but not a believer of conspiracy “memorabilia”) is the FEMA concentration/death camps that seem to be occupying the minds of some Americans.
I like the latest conspiracy from Colombia. “Miserly Secret Service agent won’t pay a prostitute 47 bucks (in devalued American dollars).” Now that has to be the best one lately. Oops, oh, it is true, sorry.
No, better:
“Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress’s role.”
I heard the Secret Service agent stiffed the hooker. Then all hell broke loose.
Maybe the Secret Service negotiations went something like this classic off-color joke:
Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, so she gave the guys a good deal. “You can pay by the inch.”
When the first man came back outside his friends asked, “how much did she charge you?”
“$75 dollars,” said the first.
The second guy went in and returned with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.
The third man went in, then returned.
“How much did she charge you?” asked the first two.
“$20 dollars” replied the third.
The first two started laughing hysterically.
“Hey guys,” replied the third, “I’m not so stupid, I paid at the end instead of the beginning!”