Beware Of Bears

Bear hug II678There has been a dramatic increase in bear molestations this fall, as the beasts desperately seek enough food to sustain themselves through the coming winter. Please remember to store all munchies in a secure area, and don’t leave food in your car if you value your upholstery. It is illegal to shoot them, as they are easily confused with ex-newspapermen.

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2 Responses to Beware Of Bears

  1. fish says:

    Oh RL…why must you poke the bear!

    (and my….doesn’t that panel appear to show a passionate embrace between Tom and his new “friend”!)

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